— (via evvoked)
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
— Abraham Hicks (via darksideoftheshroom)
"My sense of humor is like… really really vulgar. Its like worse than ten guys put together in a room. There’s like a sausage fest going on in my brain of just inappropiate humor."